you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Alive.
So much puke
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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