i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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