You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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