My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
