p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I think your dad took our porno
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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