a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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