am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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