dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
it hurts more in the daytime
We got so high we made milksteak
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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