Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
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You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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