I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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