that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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