i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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