I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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