Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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