I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
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Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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