So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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