butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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