Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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