names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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