I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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