WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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