That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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