chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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