would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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