mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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