I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
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I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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