Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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