I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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