sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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