Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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