I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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