I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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