wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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