tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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