I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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