come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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