i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
a search helicopter?!
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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