i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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