found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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