I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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