this beer tastes like vomit already
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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