If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
not ubering you a puppy
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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