sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just cropdusted the office
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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