Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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