this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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