i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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