It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
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I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
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If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize