this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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