Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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