It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
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you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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