break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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