doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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