if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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