I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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