I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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