Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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